Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
- They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
- This is just a 15 minute power-nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.
- Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout - you probably got here just in time.
- I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.
- I was conducting a drool resistance test on my keyboard.
- I was doing a Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against Yoga practitioners?
- Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to solve that big accounting problem.
- Did you ever notice the sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
- Who put decaf in the wrong pot?
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk !
- Raise your head very slowly and say, "in Jesus name, Amen".
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