Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Never done this

Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

  1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

  2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.

  3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout - you probably got here just in time.

  4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.

  5. I was conducting a drool resistance test on my keyboard.

  6. I was doing a Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against Yoga practitioners?

  7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to solve that big accounting problem.

  8. Did you ever notice the sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

  9. Who put decaf in the wrong pot?

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk !

  1. Raise your head very slowly and say, "in Jesus name, Amen".

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