If you were a shredder or a router.
The wife was cleaning up and shredding old papers when the shredder made an awful noise.
The shredder, a nice crosscut model was fed a vaccination tag.
The shredder survived (kinda). The tag, did not.
Out in the garage I was putting away some Christmas stuff when I knocked my router off the shelf. It's over 20 years old. Sad. I had wanted a new router but now this way...
That router had been a part of book shelfs, molding, a fireplace mantle, cabinet doors, and so much more.