Friday, January 25, 2008

You might be a Redneck Taliban if

From a list I'm on

You might be a Redneck Taliban if...

    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    You have more wives than teeth.

    You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

    You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

    You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

    You wipe your a** with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.

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