How to start each day with a positive outlook

1. Open a new file in your computer.
   
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
   
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
   
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
   
5. Your PC will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
   
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
   
7. Feel better?
   

Good! - Tomorrow it's Nancy Pelosi's turn

The day the routers died

Geek humor at it's best

The new grocery store

Making the rounds at work

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The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Baby Buffalo

Stopped by Fermilab on the way home today and drove by the buffalo. Six new babies. Very cute and further proof that God has an excellent sense of humor.